In an alternative universe, when Sasuke left the leaf village, the Hokage decided to put an end to this ninja dick-measuring contest and confiscated everyone’s ninja stars. Fast forward a couple years, and Naruto’s a mess. He got a sex change to cope with the whole “no ninja” policy. Now she’s trying to move on from the past the only way she knows how – getting drunk and having her pussy pounded in a public park.